All right, so I finally posted something to my Etsy account. The distressing thing is that the search engine on the site seems to hate me, because it refuses to show my new post. Whatever.
Here is the link to my Etsy post (come on, just have a look):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39792278
If you have a blog, feel free to shamelessly promote this, and I can shamelessly promote your blog!